Friday, December 30, 2005

Lions and tigers and bears, OH MY!!

It occurred to me today that I haven’t made any new years resolutions yet. I suppose it’s a little late in the year to “start” on them, but let’s see…

… I’d like to up a bra size and lose 5 pounds in the rest of my body. Not possible you say?? And exactly right you would be. If I gain another 5 to 10 pounds maybe a bigger tit for each side of my body. Otherwise, no, I don’t see that happening this year.

… I would like to move closer to my job. Not further away from anyone or anything, just closer to my job. And life’s endless possibilities that I’ll surely pass up. I’d just like to have a slightly closer view of them going by. I’d like to get a chance to be a real adult before I die and not have to rely on someone else for my basic necessities.

… I want to take a worth while vacation next year. What I’d really “like” to do is go to the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia. I know, I know, don’t say it. Nobody EVER said I was exciting, so bite me.

… I would like to be monetarily able to fix all of my rotten teeth and actually DO it.

… I would like to own my own computer.

And that would pretty much sum up everything I want for next year. All the major things anyway.



Wednesday, December 28, 2005

to kizer

for starters, it seems as though i've deleted your comment by accident because i cant find it.

secondly, I don’t know who you are, or if you would even bother to come back so long after posting a question that never got answered. But as far as I know, my pup made it all the way to Houston. I’m blindly trusting that this happened without any problems. As for the guy, we still talk. Frequently.

She's single again

I really hate that song, but it’s the only one that came to mind. It’s sucky, it’s crap, it’s country. Please don’t try to recall it for yourself. It’s not worth it. Point being, I’m single again, I guess. Time apart. Same difference. As it turns out, I’m not cut out for that unless I’m really mad, and as it would seem, I’m not. Oddly enough. But thank god for beautiful awkwardness. I’m being taught the hang of it again. Maybe being psychotic isn’t the way to get what you want. Maybe it is and I’m just not doing it right. Maybe my psychosis is valid and my opponent is more dense than black matter. Who knows?

Moving on…

Happy thanksgiving, merry Christmas, and I’ll go ahead and say happy New Year because lord knows I won’t be updating again before then. Thanksgiving was great. I was without a car, but I got to have sex three of the four days I was on vacation. Can you imagine? Me? Sex? I know, it's ridiculous. So, I got my car back, I still need to have an alignment, I just haven’t gotten around to it yet. (And to answer your question, the deer was very, very dead. Someone came along behind me and asked to have it. My first early Christmas gift.) Christmas crept upon me and just so happened to be wonderful also. Luckily for me, single hood slapped the hell out of me for wanting a good Christmas though. So, I’m settled back down into reality. Living with my sister for the time being, nestled each night in a trailer with no heat, in a bed harder than a rock (because my first comparative was far too vulgar to be in the same sentence with my niece), and next to a 10 year old child who grinds her teeth in her sleep, steals my covers, and kicks my awake every couple minutes.

I kid. It’s not really all that bad. I"m just a little sore.I really shouldn’t bitch. So, I’ll stop.