Wednesday, August 12, 2009

the most i've ever been ashamed of myself for having had an orgasm??

maybe not the MOST.

arright. for yesterday i had,
a 410 calorie sausage/bacon/egg/cheese orgasmic biscuit from burger king for breakfast.
feeling very disappointed and disgusted with myself. i had
a 18 calorie portion of a regular v8. i did not vomit. i did, however, dump the rest of this "liquid" back into the earth, where it belongs. i proceeded to do 130 crunches(once again, i did not vomit.) and a few of the most ridiculous looking crunches ever.
last night, i had a couple of slivers of garlic bread. i don't know how many calories, so i'm gonna assume "0".
for supper i had
at first: cheese ziti meal that tasted like pure fecal matter 150 calories wasted, so i switched to
a smart one chicken lasagna for 270 calories.
topped THAT off with 1 1/2 weight watchers chocolate chip cookies. it was like a tiny orgasm in my mouth. OH GOD!!

the total known caloric intake for yesterday:

diet fail. :(

i do better today.


Blogger Jane Q Doe said...

144 lbs as of this morning...

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 9:13:00 AM  

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