Part Two

i figure it's after work, everybody i know is either asleep or doesnt want to talk to me, so why not update again, but on a happier subject?? which was my actual intent in the first place earlier tonight. so, time for the second time tonight, here we go:

okay, well, after forever and a day of searching for upbeat thing, you know what?? either they're not there or i really can't see them, but i did stumble upon a few quirky little tidbits.

i just read 101 reasons why your fingers are better. (than a lover i suppose) here are a few:

You can use them to try out stuff *you* heard from friends without worrying about it going horribly wrong

You don't have to smile at them afterwards.

Your fingers won't just fall asleep afterwards

You can't get pregnant from your fingers(someone i know should be enjoying this IMMENSELY right now, you know who you are)

They don't shrink afterwards

They won't be disgusted when you have your period

have you ever noticed now much moist strawberrys resemble tiny mutilated body parts?? i'm drinking a strawberry limeade. that looks pretty funky, now, more weird stuff

http://www.spraci.com/boards/newcastle/newcastle/59373.html i stay up till 1:30 in the morning and this is the weirdest thing i can come up with. i am so ashamed.

* If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. somehow this makes up for my last one...

Creepy baby Jesus head soul-saving website Link all i have to say about this is, this baby is not jewish, so there...um, yeah.

"Ninjas killed my family"Link and i am the person who would fall for this. its only a picture, lOOk...

anyways, this shall bring an end to my tyranny for tonight. (because i'm a tyrant now? what the hell did that mean?) so, i will release you now to whatever it was you were doing before you ever so graciously came to see me. i appreciate it and was happy that all 2 of you showed up. yay!! alright. enthusiasm shown, now off to bed...