Tuesday, December 07, 2004

How the hell did I hurt your feelings???

**diclaimer**none of this site has any malicious intent!! (including the title) this is for educational enlightenment only...

i just wanted that stated before this was read any further, now enjoy...

i was told recently that reading my site made people think that i was overly depressed and it seemed as if i was about to commit suicide. weird. not the case. i promise. well, not the second part anyway. depressed? yes. suicidal? no. i dont believe in suicide. so, with that in mind, i decided to take my site in a new direction today. i was going to be perky, joyful, and full of spunk, with lively pictures and cutesy articles and such in a very non-jane like fashion. but upon further consideration, i can't bring myself to do it. i apologize. i thought on it very hard though. but in the spirit of new directions, let's talk about SEX. or rather, i'll print something and you read attentively. this is not my favorite subject in the world, as anyone who has ever met me can tell you, but i found this rather interesting...

"The brain is the body's most sensitive "sex organ." Sexual desire starts in the brain and works its way down. Chemicals in the brain called neurotransmitters help brain cells communicate with each other in order to stimulate blood flow to the sex organs. In a person with depression, these chemicals are out of balance. As a result, sexual desire is low or nonexistent. In addition, low levels of some of these chemicals can dull pleasurable feelings. The strain that depression places on relationships can further interfere with sexual function and pleasure.

It is estimated that 35-47% of people with depression experience some sexual problems. The severity of the problem depends on the severity of the depression and the presence of anxiety. For those with more severe depression, 61% have sexual problems. "

the article goes on to talk about antidepressent medicines and such. anywho, just thought i'd be quirky and different today.

aw, hell, why not?? http://www.sesameworkshop.org/ go make yourself feel better.

oh, and i love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, i hope you'll say you love me too. http://www.hitentertainment.com/barney/flash_mx/sites/?c=us



Blogger El Mucho Roddo said...

I think we both know what Rodney would say in a situation like this.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004 11:02:00 PM  
Blogger El Mucho Roddo said...

I decided a long time ago that anyone who gets offended by anything I write on my site can kiss the fattest part of my ass. You should too, frees up the ole creativity.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004 11:11:00 PM  
Blogger El Mucho Roddo said...

um... not worry about what people think frees up the ole creativity. I haven't done any studies, but the best I can tell, kissing the fattest part of my ass does nothing for your creativity.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004 11:18:00 PM  
Blogger Jane Q Doe said...

i dont know if you'll reread this, but yeah, i had to read that second and third one several times before i caught on. owie, rodney. but who knows, kissing the fattest part of ure ass might help my creativity. hmm, buy my a bottle of vodka, we'll talk... :)

Tuesday, December 07, 2004 11:45:00 PM  
Blogger El Mucho Roddo said...

You know, I just happen to have a bottle sitting around.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004 4:43:00 AM  

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