Got a bad case of the cricket legs...

yeah, i need to shave.

i know you're all dying to read about what happened in my weekend. well, you should be anyway. aaaaaand we're off!!! friday was interesting. interesting in a way like you dont really remember what happened, but you're sure you were alive that day. saturday was the natchitoches christmas festival. yippee. i got all festive and wore almost completely black. but i got a multi-colored christmas light necklace to offset. so, i was practically santa claus. we watched the parade, i didnt get a damn plastic cup AGAIN this year, so i bitched all day. not really. well, i did bitch all day, but not about the cup. :) i really did want one of 'em, dangit. i also did not get any mardi gras beads. well, i did, later after the parade. SOMEONE picked up two sticky, wet necklaces off the ground. thank you Someone. but, in all honesty, as icky as that was, it was a sweet thought. i think... as long as it wasnt just to get me sticky with unknown stickiness. hmmmmmmmmm....we then proceeded to go to the 'Kee club, as i heard it referred to recently, where i then commenced to becoming very, Very heavily intoxicated. orange juice and vodka. the orange juice didnt taste that bad coming back up, but wow on the vodka. but i didn't die sunday, so i was proud. my intestines somehow managed to stay inside my body.

sunday night after i managed to relearn how to stand without vomiting, we put up the christmas tree. well, i fluffed; he hung. (as always, reeeer) so, all in all, i had a good weekend. not a great weekend, but a good weekend. hey, they can't all be thanksgiving, now can they??

so, munchkins, duty calls and i must answer...'ello?..... 'ello?...... 'ello?