just eat it, eat it, open up your mouth and feed it.

here we are. nearing the last days of being able to forgo dish washing. i think i've officially exhausted every dish i own. i'm now down to measuring cups and industrial spoons. why not just put that carrying container this food obviously came in into the microwave, you ask?? that would make sense, would it not?? well, ladies and gentlemen, i am currently without a radiation box and am having to cook on the stove and in the oven to attain the sustenance i need. impossible, you say?? jane?? cooking?? what a laugh. for starters, fuck you. secondly, as heartbroken as i was at first that my beautiful little microwave was no more, i've gotten pretty used to the idea. all of my hot meals have been prepared naturally this past week and i think i like it. luckily, i've been crawling with an inexplicable domestic feeling here lately, so this couldn't have come at a better time, i suppose. i've been putting together food in a way that I'D like to call cooking. nothing spectacular so far. like i bought some tortillas and pepperoni and made little pizza quesadillas a couple weeks ago. those were fucking dericious. tortillas, pepperoni, cheese, and tomato paste. bam. done. very, very easy. and of course, let's not forget the smothering of the sour cream. i also made a mexican casserole for easter to bring to my mom and dad's house. everything was great except the recipe called for picante sauce and you could taste all the little chucks of onions and things. i can't handle that. so, i swallowed my portion whole and left the rest at my parents. think the next time i make it, i'll just use a mild taco sauce. surely it'll have the same affect. by that i mean just the basic taste, not the texture of crunching into the yucky bits.

btw, i tried to find the link i used, but i can't so here we go. feel free to skip to the next part:
crushed doritos
browned ground meat(i added a can of cheddar cheese soup while doing this. fucking dericious is what that turned out to be)
sour cream
taco sauce(or picante sauce if you just WANT to be nasty)
and shredded cheese
you layer these items until you get to the top and bake at 350 until the cheese on top turns bubbly
then you add your shredded lettuce, tomatoes, black olives, etc
it really turned out quite nice

all my other food has been weird vegetable wraps and things of the like. like i said, nothing spectacular, but i'm at least slightly past the only pizza and macaroni and cheese stage. j/k, i haven't eaten mac and chee since i moved out of my place before last. though i've still remained quite partial to pizza.i've actually been thinking of making a homemade pizza this weekend. course i dont know how to make dough, so i'll have to buy that. but i think i can manage everything else. tomato on wheat, perhaps?? who knows?? any suggestions??

ah, hell. who am i kidding?? nobody comments on this site anymore. in that case, keep your damn opinions to yourself!! i'll cook what i want then tell you about it later.

you can deal.