Friday, February 08, 2008

my horse is a shackled old man

hello, everyboDY.

in case i havent told you, because i was pretty sure i'd told everyone, i have a lump in my breast. that's right, i have a knot in my titty. the lower right side of my right breast has felt bruised for a good year now and a few months ago a mass came up just below and to the right of my right nipple. due to some heavy thwarting, i finally mosied myself up to the doctor, who didnt like the feel of it. so, she had me mosey on to another doctor. my first male doctor for my female troubles, by the way. i had an ultrasound done today. he said he didnt feel that it was anything serious with all the signs that it shows, but he couldnt really get a good definitive picture of anything. so, he has me scheduled for a biopsy on tuesday afternoon. he prescribed me a valium, which means i wont be able to drive. but it'll be a REALLY fun ride over there. so. any volunteers on chauffering me?? anyone?? anyone?? is that how you spell chauffer?? anyone?? anyone?? my spell check isnt working.

and apparently, my "add image" isnt working either. damn library. just you rest assured that it was plenty gross. it was a picture of a fibroadenoma, which is what my doctor is suspecting me of having. google image it. look at the ones that have been removed. you'll get the jist...

23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aren't you 90 day jane?

If you are going to kill yourself, why the hell do you need a doctor. Cancer doesn't kill you in less than 90 days.

Monday, February 11, 2008 7:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She definitely is. It's not even veiled well. The obvious, which can be written off as conincidental: both named "Jane", both 24, both brunette females, both dark, depressed, brooding. both incessantly blogging.

But what's the likelihood of two FEMALES who are so similar and also quote/reference Fight Club?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Give it up said...

Jane, your other blog is disturbing and thought-provoking at the same time. But seriously, some kid may read that and think it's a swell idea. Even if you don't care about yourself or anything else in this world, can you honestly say that you'd be OK with some little kid off-ing herself because she saw what you were doing and admired it?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

also both have the same occupation as a "drone" thats what led me here.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 1:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its not her, 90dayjane lives in l.a., this girl lives in louisiana

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 5:02:00 PM  
Anonymous EST said...

If she is 90 day Jane my post time will reveal it. I am on EST so it's about 8:16pm. If She is 90 day, my post time will show 5:16pm PST. If she is not 90 day, and she is truly in Louisana, my post will show 7:16pm. Here goes

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 5:19:00 PM  
Anonymous EST said...

There you go! My post shows 5:19pm. Whoever this is, she ain't in Louisiana.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 5:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EST, I'm not sure you proved anything save that this person never changed some default settings on her blog. She has a question in an entry from 3 years ago asking if anyone knows how she can add links to her sidebar, so I'm thinking she's not too blog-savvy, and probably not too worried about that.

And to the Anon saying 90 Day Jane is in LA -- where's your proof? And were you aware that people often knock the periods off LA -- for Los Angeles -- and it ends up looking like the abbreviation for the state of Louisiana, which is, of course, LA?

Whatever, these are blog comments, the only form of web communication more meaningless than blog entries themselves.

Jane, that job at the terminal can't look nearly as appealing if you have people trying to turn you into an Internet star, can it?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 8:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is not in Louisiana. If you look at Google's cache of these pages, you'll see that she just added the Louisiana information this month. Previously it just said United States.

She is in LA because someone on mf recognized the stores she shopped in the video she posted to her blog. They were right around the corner from where this poster lived.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 3:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a worthless fake.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 4:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You really need to work on developing a writing style of your own instead of biting other people's. Your choice of subject material leaves a lot to be desired as well.

Either that or just give up and switch majors to something that will give you more marketable skills.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 6:40:00 AM  
Anonymous EST said...

From EST to Anon...you sound like you are either the author of this blog or 90 day jane herself trying to throw us off. The default would not be PST.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous anaj said...

don't worry about it now - if you really need to worry, you can do that once you know for real you have to.

I have a knot in my breast too and 3 months ago I was barely able to lift my arms, due to a some strange pain in the tissue of my breast. I was REALLY worried and had a (painful) mammography done - which revealed that it was just a cyst, placed in a rather uncomfortable decision.

sorry about the hate comments you are receiving, it looks like the bogosphere decided that you are the person behind 90 day Jane - just ignore them

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 1:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is obvious now that 90 day Jane was not just one girl but a group of people. Check out http://dissfunktional.wordpress.com/2008/02/13/90-day-jane-real-or-a-project/

I do find it interesting that the author of this blog has not responded to the suggestion of her identity though.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 3:21:00 PM  
OpenID Tom Servo said...

Hope you die from it. Karma for your 90 day suicide fake shit.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 3:33:00 PM  
Blogger leafdot said...

kids -- from what I'm aware it's only "alleged" that she's the 90 Day Jane person, and even if she is-- so? She's not the first to create an alternate persona (or two or three!) online.

Anyway. Sorry Jane-whoever-you-are. Hope the valium was fun at least. I'm not sure what I would do in a like situation. Probably drink a lot. Hope it's okay.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 5:17:00 PM  
Anonymous SRJeff said...

Jane,

You are hurting, to the point of existential.

It will likely mean nothing to you, but I am still praying for you. Telling you that God has you here for a reason is likely to be deflected by the shield borne of anger around your ears.

E-mail me, if needed. It's all going to be okay. "What you do for the least of us, you do for Me".

Be well, and come on through. Any cultural humiliation will be forgotten within about sixty days. You know this, which is, yet, another reason to hang in there.

-Jeff

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 8:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know the author of this blog extremely well and she's not 90 Day Jane, nor has she ever claimed to be.

This blog has been in existence for far longer than the 90 Day Jane blog as well.

When it comes to anonymity, which we should all strive for on the Internet, Jane Doe is commonly used. John Q. Public is also used quite frequently. Jane Q. Doe is simply a combination of the two.

The reason the author of this blog hasn't come online to defend her identity is she has severely limited internet access. If you would read a few posts, you would have noticed that.

The writing style on this blog doesn't match that of 90 Day Jane at all.

I would imagine that Fight Club is one of the most discussed movies
of all time and I know that pretty much half the world feels they are a "drone" at their job.

You people are pathetic conspiracy-theorists. Get a fucking hobby.

Thursday, February 14, 2008 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm....nah

Thursday, February 14, 2008 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This picture seems to be of the same dark haired woman. It even has a similar exhibitionist style to it.

The picture was apparently pulled off this site somewhere.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/02/90-day-jane-a-living-breathing-hoax.php
http://gawker.com/356131/90-day-jane-not-killing-herself-not-as-hot-as-you-hoped

I'm still going with the theory that it's the same person.

Thursday, February 14, 2008 12:23:00 PM  
Blogger Jane Q Doe said...

i cannot get the first picture to come up, but i did get to see the last picture. the girl in pink is indeed me. and i like that picture and fork all the folks who dont. dont look if they dont like it. there's TONS of other girls to gawk at on the internet. but, alas, not the same jane as dead chick.

Monday, February 18, 2008 2:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Tim said...

Good Job! :)

Sunday, August 24, 2008 2:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Emanuele said...

You write very well.

Monday, November 10, 2008 7:17:00 PM  

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