better to have fucked and flossed, than never to have fucked at all

well. here we sit. drunk blobbing again. having one too many screw drivers as usual. losing my ability to read, see, and also to remember. also, i'm rapidly becoming the most annoying person on the face of the earth. let me share with the rest of you who are not here to enjoy this fountain of joy.

um. having said that. nothing is coming to mind.

somebody send me a fucking email. its lonely in the void these days.

janeqdoe42@yahoo.com

you know the drill.

send, mother fuckers. i'm lonely and begging for friendship, you know how this works. get to work...