Happy Easter To Me
HELLO, EVERYBODY!!! THIS IS RUPERT!! my new pup. we went to my parent's house today for easter dinner. while we were out playing with the kids and all the dogs, this little pup wandered up into the yard. skinny and scabby. i took him home rather than let my dad shoot him after all the kids left. so, tomorrow morning we get to go to the vet and have all his shots done and take a look at the weird skin condition he's got going on. i'll share more of that later on after i find out what all he's got going on.
wish us luck!! :)
posted by Jane Q Doe at 1:55 AM
9 Comments:
Cute ass puppy.
Why are women's feet smaller than men's?
it's one of those evolutionary things. it's so she can stand closer to the sink.
okay then.....
How come you never need to buy a woman a watch????
well, that's just silly. women dont need watches. there's one on the stove.
How many men does it take to open a beer??? hmmmmmm?
men aren't supposed to open beers. that's the woman's job.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%... wedding cake.
I didn't know it was an ass puppy as luap called it.
ok well the dog was cute but my eyes were just raped by that pic of that dude below this post. gross i tell you, gross.
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