Monday, April 09, 2007

It's Like 10,000 Spoons When All You Need Is A Knife

This guy comes in from work,
slams the door, throws all his stuff
and falls into his chair.

He yells for his wife and she comes

runing to see what's wrong.

Staring straight ahead, he says
"go get me a beer before it starts."

"Okay?" so, she runs to the kitchen and gets him a beer.

After finishing that one, he says again
"go and get me a beer before
it starts"
She raises an eyebrow but again she goes and
gets him another beer.

After drinking that one, he yet again says,
"go and get me another
beer before it starts."

By this time, she'd had enough.
"before what starts?? I realize

you'vebeen working all day but I've been here all day mopping the floors,
washing the dishes, doing the laundry... "

He sighs... "ah, hell, nevermind, its already started..."


Blogger Jane Q Doe said...

God forbid we have too much eloquence floating around in here.


Saturday, April 07, 2007 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous luap said...

I've heard that a thousand times and it never gets unfunny.

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets home from a battered wives shelter?

Sunday, April 08, 2007 10:09:00 AM  
Blogger Jane Q Doe said...

the dishes, if the bitch knows what's good for her.

Sunday, April 08, 2007 10:30:00 AM  

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