It's Like 10,000 Spoons When All You Need Is A Knife

This guy comes in from work,
slams the door, throws all his stuff  down,
and falls into his chair.

He yells for his wife and she comes 
runing to see what's wrong.  

Staring straight ahead, he says
"go get me a beer before it starts."  
"Okay?" so, she runs to the kitchen and gets him a beer.  

After finishing that one, he says again
"go and get me a beer before  it starts" 
She raises an eyebrow but again she goes and
gets him another beer.  

After drinking that one, he yet again says,
"go and get me another  beer before it starts."  

By this time, she'd had enough.
"before what starts?? I realize 
you'vebeen working all day but I've been here all day mopping the floors, 
washing the dishes, doing the laundry... "   

He sighs... "ah, hell, nevermind, its already started..."