snaggle puss
Went to Dallas this weekend. Had an absolute blast. Saturday we went to the sci-fi toy expo where I got to meet jango fett, boba fett, darth maul, the original darth vader, ummmm, no one else I knew. I was a little disappointed by the fact that it was almost entirely star wars. I realize that the last star wars movie is just about to come out, but still. What happened to star trek and mst3k and quantum leap and well, all the other shows and movies well within the realm of the genre science fiction?? And why is rocky horror picture show not there. It involved aliens, medical anomalies, and what nots. There was also tons more porn there than I expected. Normal porn at that. I found some old scifi, or well, rather, horror porn magazines from like the 80’s. I could see the relevance of that. I also found a porn spoof of star wars (I guess, I didn’t investigate too much) called sex wars. I picked it up, turned it over, and immediately put it back down. That was about it. None of this actually impacted my trip any, so moving on…
Afterwards, we ate at steak and shakes and I stole a new spoon to add to my collection. Woo-hoo!! After that we went and found a hotel: days inn. So, after all the running around, jumping on the bed, standing on all the furniture, and decided which items to steal (oh, wait, all of those were just me) I put on my bikini and we headed down to the pool. And just in case anyone missed that, I PUT ON MY BIKINI and headed down to the POOL. Sure enough, no one vomited in disgust at first sight of me, so I’d say all went well. The whole thing was only like 5 feet deep, so it was actually pretty cool. I got to run around the whole pool. Brad tried teaching me the back stroke, then just regular swimming. So, after threatening to puke in the water, that was the end of that. I cannot stand to have water on the front of my neck and the bottom of my face. No serious panic attacks though. Even with blue lips and purple fingernails, we stayed out there a couple hours, I think. It was a loooooot more fun than I was expecting it to be. We ate a romantic dinner out of the vending machine, then went to sleep. Got up early, stole everything I could get my hands on, and went to the galleria mall. Turns out they don’t open until 12. Oops. So, we walked around, ate, I had sweet and sour chicken for the first time that I remember. I bought me a shiatsu(?) neck massager. Yay. i almost bought one of those the last time we went, but didnt and regretted it later. we ate about 4 or so more times before we got home. apparently i'm a pig and didnt realize the full extent to which i had gotten. got home, watched survivor, was a little disappointed by the outcome. i'm still pissed angie got voted off. buuuut. and we found out that the next season is NOT going to be on a beach, hey, a change, cool. 'bout time. it'll be in the mayan ruins in south america. they also said they'd be forced to live by the mayan culture and traditions and stuff, so we'll also finally get to see some human sacrifices on tv. it's about damn time.
so, ends my weekend...
today i got to go BACK to the gynocologist to have my quim probed. they didnt go deep enough last time. joy. my only real complaint was the woman did not use lube. none. no lube at all. oh, for the love of everything sacred and holy, my poor crotch. the whole thing lasted about 20 seconds so i guess i cant complain that much. wait, yes, i can. this woman did not use lube. i felt my poor flesh rip and by rip i mean slightly snag. it was enough to make me jump and say whoa shit though. i tried to just bit my lip after that. ouch. so, i hobbled to the front desk, and much to my surprise i didnt have to pay again since it was their mistake. thank goodness. i then hobbled out to my car and came to work. and. well. here i am. hi...
Afterwards, we ate at steak and shakes and I stole a new spoon to add to my collection. Woo-hoo!! After that we went and found a hotel: days inn. So, after all the running around, jumping on the bed, standing on all the furniture, and decided which items to steal (oh, wait, all of those were just me) I put on my bikini and we headed down to the pool. And just in case anyone missed that, I PUT ON MY BIKINI and headed down to the POOL. Sure enough, no one vomited in disgust at first sight of me, so I’d say all went well. The whole thing was only like 5 feet deep, so it was actually pretty cool. I got to run around the whole pool. Brad tried teaching me the back stroke, then just regular swimming. So, after threatening to puke in the water, that was the end of that. I cannot stand to have water on the front of my neck and the bottom of my face. No serious panic attacks though. Even with blue lips and purple fingernails, we stayed out there a couple hours, I think. It was a loooooot more fun than I was expecting it to be. We ate a romantic dinner out of the vending machine, then went to sleep. Got up early, stole everything I could get my hands on, and went to the galleria mall. Turns out they don’t open until 12. Oops. So, we walked around, ate, I had sweet and sour chicken for the first time that I remember. I bought me a shiatsu(?) neck massager. Yay. i almost bought one of those the last time we went, but didnt and regretted it later. we ate about 4 or so more times before we got home. apparently i'm a pig and didnt realize the full extent to which i had gotten. got home, watched survivor, was a little disappointed by the outcome. i'm still pissed angie got voted off. buuuut. and we found out that the next season is NOT going to be on a beach, hey, a change, cool. 'bout time. it'll be in the mayan ruins in south america. they also said they'd be forced to live by the mayan culture and traditions and stuff, so we'll also finally get to see some human sacrifices on tv. it's about damn time.
so, ends my weekend...
today i got to go BACK to the gynocologist to have my quim probed. they didnt go deep enough last time. joy. my only real complaint was the woman did not use lube. none. no lube at all. oh, for the love of everything sacred and holy, my poor crotch. the whole thing lasted about 20 seconds so i guess i cant complain that much. wait, yes, i can. this woman did not use lube. i felt my poor flesh rip and by rip i mean slightly snag. it was enough to make me jump and say whoa shit though. i tried to just bit my lip after that. ouch. so, i hobbled to the front desk, and much to my surprise i didnt have to pay again since it was their mistake. thank goodness. i then hobbled out to my car and came to work. and. well. here i am. hi...
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