Sunday, September 28, 2008

you're a heart shaped box of springs and wires,

you're one bad ass fucking fractile.

hope that's how you spell that. spell check doesnt work on this computer.

we hired a new lady at work about a month ago or so. nicest lady in the world until the last friday i was training with her. suddenly she came in in a bad attitude and informed me that i was idiotic and childish and apparently a bullshit starter. not that i'm denying any of these accusations, necessarily, but to my knowledge i'd never said anything bad about her at all. like nuthin'. so, for the remainder of her time there, we had a tiny war going on. well, she and every other person there. she would randomly fly off the handle and attack people. if anyone tried to mention a needed correction, there would be random screaming fits of hysteria. she would fuck things up every night. i was asked by our manager to check over her work every morning and report. and well, as of yesterday she no longer works there. i may be childish and idiotic, but at least i have a job. biotch.

tee. and. hee.

stephanie and i went to a "slumber party" last night a former co-worker's house. i wound up spending $85 dollars on things to use by myself. how sad is that?? $85 dollars. on the way home i did alot of lonely soul searching. thinking maybe having a man around might be nice after all after all that "i'd rather be single" talk. all the confidence in my self sufficiency. all the sweet, sweet love i've made to my toys without the need for anyone's help. looking around at a room full of married women who were constantly saying "ooh, eddie'll like that" "kevin should appreciate this."" eric said he wanted me to bring home something good." i've realized maybe i should begin to seek out companionship again. maybe i do need a man around to help make things easier. somebody to call in the middle of the night if i'm scared or lonely. somebody to BE there in the middle of the night if i get scared or lonely. i am 25. shouldn't i be getting started on that relationship just in case i do ever wanna have kids??

so, i made a phone call and then snapped back into reality realizing why i became single in the first place. i'm a door mat. i keep forgetting this. so, i happily bought my creams, bubble bath, and masterbation book and headed on home.

but seriously, though. on the bright side, since i spent over $50, i got to choose from a goody box and got myself a tube of penis shaped lipstick FREE! it came complete with skin wrinkles and jizz hole. pretty color, though.


Anonymous Anonymous said...


And I'm proud of you.

Monday, September 29, 2008 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't decide to date yet untill I become single :P

Monday, September 29, 2008 5:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are so many things wrong with the above comment that I can't begin to quantify them.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008 1:45:00 PM  

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