Wednesday, July 12, 2006

shit eater

i found out today, for definite sure, without a doubt: my dog eats kitty litter. not just any kitty litter, USED KITTY LITTER!!

any suggestions??


Blogger Jane Q Doe said...

notice the brown coloring?? hmmmm??

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:18:00 PM  
Blogger A Twig-Like Hermit said...

that is dirty. But dogs will do that for some strange reason. It bothers me to remenisce on the days gone past, but if you insist. My dogs were quite happy, there on the farm. But one day we saw it and it was filth. There, over in the middle of that road in the paddock was happing something so terrible, my eyes deflated and I fell into disbelief. The doggies were eating it. The doggies were rubbing in it. The doggies were coming back, coming closer...with it all over!!! The cow poopy pads were something of a delicacy it seems and they thought they'd share them with us; seeing as they were so plentiful. Screaming I ran away from the stench, bu my bipedal legs could not cope with their superior quadrapedalism. It was on my and all around! Fowl things those cows are. No wonder the aliens want to eat them.

But seriously it happened. We didn't allow the cows close to home after that and so we never experienced such a disasterous horror that burns the very senses, again. But they never ate the used kitty litter.

Maybe he's lacking in some nutrients, or simly bored. Or maybe the cat poo/wee smells really yummy....***spasm*** yeruck!

Saturday, July 15, 2006 9:36:00 PM  

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