now that i got you in the bed, i'm gon' pull yo hair

imagine this being sung by a slow talking, angry sounding black man. i went and got gas the other night and this was BLARING in the parking lot. the lyricist then went on to describe the intricacies of the black woman's anus. nice song.................nice song.

i had a "call-a-cab" saturday night down at wet willies under the bridge for the second time. the first, i was already so drunk by the time i tasted it, it didnt taste. but i had one, a very small one. it was disgusting, but to my delighted surprise a mere 15 minutes later my face and tongue went numb and my shirt disappeared. weird. so, i went on a hunt for the recipe to this mytery drink (or others) and here's what i found: a bitch slap i just like the name, crooked monkey i dont care much for whiskey, but it could be okay, fuck me like a beast i'm very interested in this one, darth vader i honestly dont know how your stomach lining wouldnt eat itself after that one. :: shudder ::

i'm alone by myself for a week and a half at work. enough said... :)

i got a free computer today. WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! desktop, used, but free. i cant wait to see how many differnt ways i can break and/or just fuck it up. yay!!

ABOUT DAMN TIME:
scooter (redubbed: geezer) homed at the monroe humane society for dogs. they FINALLY updated his description, after how many months??? like 3??? this is the dog who pulled me like a cartoon character the time i went and walked a couple dogs. he's HUGE!!! sweet dog, but damn he's BIG.