i don't like grasshoppers; they're sudden

speaking of not being able to master the concept of "grasp and turn" to get into the front door. i went to go pee a while ago. i unbuckled my pants, i unzipped my pants, and tugged like the wind. i couldn't get the damn things off. i forgot one important factor:

i forgot to unbutton them.

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dumbass.