Puppy Brains
My dog, Gus, who is almost six years old and never had any interest in real dog toys or dog sports, spontaneously learned to play fetch a couple days ago. I was sitting on the front steps with him doing the whole massage thing as usual, when my niece brought me a little fabric ball. I shook in front of his nose a time or two and he went crazy. I threw it, he shot off like a little dart, caught it, fell down, and brought it back to me. Where the hell did that come from?? So, I did it again. Same thing. My puppy knows how to play fetch!! I’m so proud.
Other than that, it’s finally 2006, which I believe it wasn’t the last time I updated. So, I’m still living with my sister and her chitlins, I still don’t have a computer, and I still have itty boops. So, not much has changed since last year. My hair has somehow gotten worse, though. That’s weird. I now look like a lion 24 hours a day. Well, that’s not true. When I first wake up, my hair is GORGEOUS. Then it goes weird on me. Figure that one out.
So, how was your new years eve, by the way?? Please don’t answer because for starters I know you wont and secondly, I probably don’t care. At the stroke of midnight, I was sitting on my sister’s couch with my nephew, Zachary, watching veggie tales: the lord of the beans. Which is a surprisingly good movie, in case anyone cares.
Oh, and just for a quick head count, how do you pronounce ramen noodles??
Other than that, it’s finally 2006, which I believe it wasn’t the last time I updated. So, I’m still living with my sister and her chitlins, I still don’t have a computer, and I still have itty boops. So, not much has changed since last year. My hair has somehow gotten worse, though. That’s weird. I now look like a lion 24 hours a day. Well, that’s not true. When I first wake up, my hair is GORGEOUS. Then it goes weird on me. Figure that one out.
So, how was your new years eve, by the way?? Please don’t answer because for starters I know you wont and secondly, I probably don’t care. At the stroke of midnight, I was sitting on my sister’s couch with my nephew, Zachary, watching veggie tales: the lord of the beans. Which is a surprisingly good movie, in case anyone cares.
Oh, and just for a quick head count, how do you pronounce ramen noodles??
posted by Jane Q Doe at 6:18 PM
4 Comments:
I pasted out before midnight even cam around. I had never drank more than one maybe 2 drinks before but at this place I was at, they kept feedinging it to me. I would sip it down til there was no more and bam! someone would be so kind and get up retrieve a new one for me. They were being friendly and keeping me involved with the group because as you well know, I am a tad bit of a loner lol. So I was so super drunk by 10pm I went to bed thinking I had forgotten to cheer at midnight - but it hadn't come yet hahahaha.
Your dog sounds so cute! you really must display a gorgeous picture of them on your site :) My dog can't forget that game. 24/7 fetch the ball. I've even been awoken late at night with a ball thrown at my face as my little pooch beggs for some more of that annoyingly fantastic game of retched slobbering called "Fetch."
sorry for the mistakes. I have blurry eye disease and they wouldn't look right for me. opps. Never mind, I'm sure you can grasp it's meaning.
RAY-men
or
RAH-men
however you pronounce it, you must be pretty desperate for food to eat them
Um, it's Rod. I forgot my blogger login.
it's pronounced RAH-men and we're living off of them right now.
I spent my New Year's Eve with Suz, Steph, Paul, and Evan and I was so drunk I lost the ability to read.
Seriously.
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