See the young man sitting at the old man's bar waiting on his turn to die

i was bored at work last night, so i cleaned out a couple old microsoft word files and stumbled upon a few things i'd written a long time ago i'd forgotten about. this is something i may have actually posted before, but it never hurts to read something twice, i suppose:

Ode to the Whore

Eeney meeny miney one
Let’s cut out her nasty tongue
Eeney meeny miney two
Let’s hold her throat till she turns blue
Eeney meeny miney three
Let’s saw her legs off at the knee
Eeney meeny miney four
She’s barely screaming anymore
Eeney meeny miney five
I wonder how she’s still alive
Eeney meeny miney six
Let’s prod her nerves and make her twitch
Eeney meeny miney seven
I think its time we sent her to heaven
Eeney meeny miney eight
Let’s pull her bones out and lay them straight
Eeney meeny miney nine
You grab her skull; I’ll grab her spine
Eeney meeny miney ten
This game is over now; I win.


on an unrelated note:
Miss Putty No Name has spent her entire life in a cage. mm mm mm.