Monday, February 21, 2005

well, that took long enough...

i amuse myself.

so, whats new in the world of jane. well, i'd say a whole lot of nothing. it's confirmed, i am moving to nights, i think i've already said this before, but i'm real damn happy about it, so you'll probably be hearing it many, many more times to come.

well, what'd you do this weekend?? yes, i'm asking because in actuality i want to tell you what i did. well, saturday was wonderful. had a great day in shreveport. surprisingly good. shopped at the hobbidy lobbidy, finally got that modeling clay i've been droning on about, (you know, the lack of hobby) and as it turns out, i have no talent. who knew? well, i guess i cant really say that since all i've made is a little dead man with a starvation induced wasteline and a sunk in chest. he's cute. and i also finally got a yoga dvd. wah-hoo! i have a feeling one day this week, i'll be sitting under a blanket curled up in the recliner with a microwaved pizza watching this. but hey, i'll be mentally thinner. um, yeah. i finally got rid of that pesky craving for chinese food that i've been having for months now. orange chicken, broccoli, and noodles. and i realized something. chinese food, or at least these foods, have absolutely no after taste what so ever. no burping, none at all. because i know you all like to hear about my burping. then later on that night, i had an out of body experience and had visions of satan in all his radiant glory.
sunday i spent hiding in a room making small clay dead people and watching blaring movies to drown out the sound of drums. grr. but everyone has to make sacrafices when somethings important, i suppose, whatever it is.

i just want to say that i only said 'whatever the case' twice. so, pptthhthhththth, rodney slash suffering mind slash anonymous stranger. yeah, i spelled it out, because i knew you wouldnt read the slashes verbally in your head, the poor little things would just be passed over.

i just ate a soggy french fry. ickity.

my birthday's this week. i'll be 22 and i realize right now i'm supposed to be blonde and in law school and dating a middle aged man. i say this because in movies you always hear that the guys new hot girlfriend is blonde, 22, and going to be a lawyer. the blonde lawyers are ALWAYS 22. always. i find this strange. i've officially thought on that too long. i'm gonna go throw up now. hm, speaking of which, i might just dye my hair blonde this week. ya-haaaah, not really. but i might dye it black again since it got botched-last time!! i also have a high lighting kit that i got for halloween that i never used. i got dark purple and dark blue. hmmm. food for thought. not your thought, stop that. my thought. sheesh.

what? are we back now? pervert. i heard today that laptops cause you to have a low sperm count. i really dont see where this has any relevance to my life at all, so we're gonna move right along.

um, um, um. i've missed updating so much (yeah, just take that and go with it) that i my mind is now a blank. _______________________ wow.

BUY ME A PRESENT!!!

4 Comments:

Blogger El Mucho Roddo said...

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Monday, February 21, 2005 9:55:00 PM  
Blogger El Mucho Roddo said...

http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/628.html

Monday, February 21, 2005 10:01:00 PM  
Blogger El Mucho Roddo said...

My email isn't working from work again. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:39:00 PM  
Blogger Crazy B said...

Happy Birthday! Don't forget about the toilet paper trick.

Thursday, February 24, 2005 8:56:00 AM  

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