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"One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men -- his crop of potential soldiers. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine's actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death."

so, happy valentine's day everybody. moving on.

i apologize to all those in desperate anticipation at the approach of my next update. as it turns out, i had a draft saved on the 9th. my sincerest of apologies. settle down, children, settle down. we're solving that right now.

wee, fun.

the basic jist of my draft was that i got lunch from sonic the other day, and it had written on the bag, "breakfast at sonic, your day can't get any better" or something to that effect. this depressed me. if breakfast at sonic is as good as my day's gonna get, i might as well just poison myself tonight and get my worthless life over with. damn. not to say that sonic isnt good, but G. Willikers.

i watched full metal jacket this weekend for the first time in forever. it made more sense now than it did 15 years ago. as it turns out, there's foul language and jokes in the movie. who knew?? i also got to see bedazzled for the first time(yes, i'm slowly catching up to everybody else) and that was WAY better than i imagined for that movie. very, very impressed. maybe to understand that, you have to understand what my expectations were in the first place. they were Not high.

got in a fist fight this weekend, as it turns out, sure enough, guys are stronger than girls. i'll learn one day. covered in bruises. meanie meanie. shame on you, babes. owtch.

class dismissed.